What are WASPS (White Anglo-Saxon Protestants) like?

They tend to be upper-class, the alleged "creme-de' la-creme, conservative snobbish Republicans, who have "swarr'ee's", they drink chardonnay out of a box, they have debutaunte balls, make their kids attend ettiquite schools, they make sure to stay away from so-called "white trash/trailer park trash", and when they go to church, it aint for religious reasons, it's for social ones. Think "Bree Van De Camp", the redhead from "Desperate Housewives" (and even she barely makes the cut, cuz she's a redhead), think of the old-school "Dennis the Menace" family, classic Americana white suburban family, the "Leave it to Beaver" family from back in the day, and that stereotype of "Susie Home-maker", and "the Stepford Wives". Hope I didn't offend any white folks, just tellin' the truth. PEACE!